Wednesday, August 1, 2007

My invoice to the seagull

  • $100 - Health insurance co-payment for ER
  • $2.75 - Lg McDonald's milkshake to reward self for being a good boy in the ER
  • $31.43 - First Aid supplies (bandages, goop, beer)
  • $110 - Replacement bike wheel
  • $125 - Replacement sunglasses
  • $12 - Book I purchased while browsing online for sunglasses
  • $25 - Electric razor (can't shave with normal razor due to scrapes)
  • $20 - Health insurance co-payment for Doc to remove stitches
  • $18 - Supplement pills to "support tissue health" (my Doc is a quack*)
  • $12.43 - More beer

* Need proof? (1) the supplement contains "raw pancreas concentrate" (2) he had no idea what liquid bandages were

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